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Tuesday, April 8

something seriously amused me today, no matter how late it is, i must blog.

i ~~squeezed~~ stood in that very last standing position almost every morning to work.
and i'm very good at it, cuz there're just some tactics that need to be taught to every fellow 9 to 5, oh ya.. and those non singaporeans.

i went to vivo shopping with my colleagues, and changed my train back home at dhoby ghaut at ard 7.05pm.
no doubt, it's that peak period where everyone wanna chiong home.
as usual, i managed to stood at that position where the train door will just close behind me, that one cm distance away, or even lesser.
that basket came from outside and went, "ji yi xia, ji yi xia." (translate: squeeze in, squeeze in)
p.s. THIS IS SINGAPORE!
dhoby ghaut's red line has 2 doors, train door and that station door.
that station door trapped that basket and the red plastic bag that the basket was holding one, was trapped by the train's door.
ought to be shot, seriously ought to be shot.
ONE of the passengers beside me tried to push open the doors, and i simply watch.
that idiot was struggling as well, and the doors finally opened.
and he din manage to squeeze in, still.

lesson learnt.
so, when to squeeze in and when not to??

TRY:
1) if you're as confident as me, make sure that the last standing place can fit ur size.
2) OPEN UR EYES, estimate the ppl coming out, and see if the no. of ppl outside can offset it.
3) when u smell good. u wun wan ppl beside, behind, in front, to find u smelly right?

DUN TRY:
1) when the alert came, "doors are closing, *du *du *du *du *du *du *du," the doors are seriously gonna close. that announcement is not made as entertainment.
(i seriously understand why that idiot still tried, due to language barrier.)
2) when u see that the very last person who went in IS ALREADY bloody hell near the door. open ur eyes, and use ur brain.
3) when someone behind u behaves more aggresive than u, just let HER win. try to avoid being in that category type of people.
4) when u look at the surrounding people, and if they look smelly to u, why make urself suffer inside?
5) last but not least, when someone got ready to support himself/herself from falling by holding on to the top of the train by raising his/her arm up, you know, YOU MUST AVOID squeezing in to that train. esp if you have that perfect height of mine, where ur face will just face their woo-hoo-super-hairy part of their body, be prepare to faint once u squeezed ur way in.

no doubt, that idiot reminded me of my days in shanghai, though i din have as many chances as angie, kevin and the rest, to be squeezing seriously LIKE SHIT (u noe, all in lumps. haha!) every morning to work.
but HELLO, THIS IS SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DUN SQUEEZE LIKE SHIT. we're humans. =)
i was seriously very angry when i saw him and he deserved to be taught that lesson today!

that's all.
i dozed off 45mins at work today and i ought to be shot as well.
haaa..
tmr will be a better day! =D

at 10:43 PM =l